bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u
Me: *puts on song*
Me: *sings guitar parts*
Me: *sings all instruments*
Me: *air guitar*
Me: *air drums*
Me: *stand up, headbanging, air guitar*
Me: *1 man mosh pit in bedroom*
At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.
So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.
She refused to fix my grade.
In the end, she shit herself on stage.
I didn’t regret it.
*calls u* umm why didnt u like my selfie
It makes me really happy that Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan exists
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
of all the fictional characters, the one i probably hate the most is the girl who looks at steve like he’s complete trash when the only thing he did was being nice to her and offering her peanuts (or whatever the hell it was)
?????¿¿¿¿¿ what the fuck is your problem